Friday, August 05, 2005
11:44
Hallmark
the inspiration behind PUMA's logo.
my first safari hunt
Thursday, August 04, 2005
16:14
Marlboro...
Consuming Marlboro Products Does Not A Phillip Morris Advocate Make...
16:09
WordPlay..
After Bugs Bunny was arrested for grass possession, Daffy Duck wore this shirt to alert Porky Pig and etc..
Friday, July 29, 2005
09:29
hell on wheels..
maybe they crashed and lost and died.
then were reincarnated as taxi drivers to chalk up experience points,
before being reincarnated as F1 drivers again.
why?
-last monday had my last lesson with my students.
(L-R)Kak Fau,Kak Nur,Kak Imah
-reached tampines late, ard 10pm.
-helping them prepare for oral exams with British Council.
-ana accompanied me.
-lesson ended ard 2315hrs.Damn Late!
-need to send ana back 1st, so we took the train.
-ovrslept till Boon Lay.
-didnt woke up till some automated robotic female voice said,
"there is no more train service at this station. all passengers please leave the station immediately"
-so no chance of gng bk by train.
-its alredi 0015hrs.
-ana is still with me, need to send her back!
-Damn!
-rushed for a cab, then remembered the 50% surcharge.
-Damn again!
-meter started,
-the driver must have been ayrton senna reincarnate.
THE LATE AYRTON SENNA THE GREAT
-damn fast...and so was the meter.
-even faster was my heart..
-lucky we had cash on us.
-reached ard 0032hrs.
-17mins for a trip from Jurong Point-Chua Chu Kang-Woodlands.
-Damn fast!
-guess the uncle could have reached KL under an hour.
-we even overtook 2 Traffic Police outriders.
-luckily they must have diarrohea.
-if not kena tahan.
-and im alredi late.
alighting the cab and standing on the kerb,
i thank god for my life.
Terra Firma never felt so heavenly!
MRT Ride-$1.83
Taxi Ride Home- $18.60
My Life and time with ana- Priceless
For everything else, there's MasterCard.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
10:42
Civil War-Drought/Famine-Field Trip to Eritrea-Chendol-Lawsuit
food poisoning-puke-shit-body dehydrate-abdominal cramps-high fever-joints swollen-immobilise-no food,drinks and smoke-nearly died...of not smoking...
but there are the advantages
1)slept the whole day.
2)bought season parking to toilet bowl.
3)24/7chaperone services
4)project "toilet redecoration" completed ahead of schedule.
P.S. b4 i came down with the food poisoning case, i ate at:
-bugis village-
-taka-
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
11:18
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Al-Ameen
Tangs
Orchard Road
Marina Promenade
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Esplanade
Raffles Place
Harborfront Centre
Sentosa
Pahlawan Beach
Scotts Road
Changi Airport T2
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Changi Airport T1
Tampines Central
Tampines East Community Centre
Choa Chu Kang Centre
Lot 1 Shoppers' Mall
Southview
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8th-10th July 2005
the world has never been more beautiful.
all praises be to HIM.
for his generosity.
for his care and concern.
for giving me the chance to be with my loved one.
for his acceptance of me.
even after all i have done.
Alhamdulillah..
Thursday, July 07, 2005
13:33
Tobacco/Caffeine
Mugshot Of A Pimp High On Tobacco And Caffeine Overdose.
What not to do if you are bored in office..
1)Smoke nonstop
2)Drink 3 mugs of teh si+teh katai+kopi O concoction
3)Sitting under the air-conditioning vent
4)Take pictures of your nostrils
(research to be concluded soon; pending funding)